You're A Douchebag

To the douchebag that purposely parks his yellow piece of junk metal all crooked so he can hog up 2 parking spaces, you're just asking for people to tear your car up.  It's not that bad when people who can't drive to save their life park crooked because their excuse is they're horrible drivers but when you have someone who is perfectly capable of parking between the lines but choose not to because he's a douche then he deserves to get his car torn up.  If only I had a car that I wouldn't give a crap about if I dinged it up then I would totally ram into his car so he can learn his damn lesson.  I swear, a douchebag move like that is for people with fancy cars but his car is just a damn common piece of junk.  I can't wait to see someone ding his car!

Boobie danger!