Tornado In California?!

Apparently there is a tornado warning in Southern California, which is pretty crazy because California never gets any tornadoes but not only that Californians do not have basements.  So what are Californians suppose to do in order to protect themselves from the beast of winds?  Apparently we are suppose to find a ditch and cover our heads.  Great...because that would really save your life from powerful winds that can topple buildings.  Behold the mighty power of covering your head!

You're screwed.

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