Kids Are Straight Up Thugs

It's funny how all people think that kids are so damn innocent and don't know what evil or sex is but they really do!  Kids are the most perverted and horny people of all because they are curious.  One of my nephew who shall not be named is getting a little too curious about his body and can't seem to keep his hands out of his pants and I do mean underpants.  He's not even close to puberty yet but feeling horny is not for older people, it's for everyone young or old.  So the next time you look at your precious little angel, remember they are nothing but little horn dogs.  But not only are they horny, they're damn right evil.  Recently in Vietnam, my cousin's 5 year old son was jumped and held down by a 7 year old kid so he could jack his gold necklace.  The older kid told the little boy that if he told anyone that he jacked him then he would slit the little boy's throat.  The father beat the little boy to get an answer out of him but he wouldn't say because of fear that the older boy would come back to kill him.  Finally the father went to the jewelers to see if anyone had tried to pawn the necklace and someone did.  The boy went to pawn the necklace right after the incident and told the jeweler he found it so give him some damn money.  So they reported the incident and the older boy's parents had to pay a fine and beat the crap out of their son.  It's pretty hard to pull off a crime especially with jewelery on the island because there's only a few jewelers out there.  Kids just aren't what you expect them to be.

My pet Rex.

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Vince Lombardi