There's No Hope If...

There's no hope for you in the future in terms of looks if you were not cute as a child because as a child you are fresh of imperfections.  It plays as a big indicator of how you will be when you grow up in terms of looks and personality.  Sure, some decent looking kids will turn up to be good looking but if you are straight up a butt ugly kid then you're going to stay butt ugly.  You can't reverse butt ugliness because it's too much to cover up and fix.  You're just screwed.  People say that all babies are cute but that's not true because I have seen some pretty butt ugly babies.  But as a parent, you just have to love that hideous bundle of crap. 

Haha, sucker!

"The true test of a first rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas at the same time."
F. Scott Fitzgerald