Turn Back Time

If you had the opportunity to turn back time to a specific moment in your life in order to change an event an disrupt the course of the future, what moment in time would you go to and what would you have done differently?  I would have gone back to the moments where I was committing a fashion atrocity when I was a kid.  I look back at those times of naivety and am utterly confused as to why the fashion police did not come to my rescue and tackle the crap out of me for committing such a horrid crime to fashion.  Being a kid is not an excuse for fashion mishap because even as a kid you have the choice as to what to wear but it is ultimately up to your parent to purchase the goods for you and obviously parents have no sense of fashion for kids.  Oh the horror!

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