Make Up Is Key

I kind of feel sorry for guys but then again they're the ones that get themselves into these kinds of situations so it's really their fault for thinking with the wrong head.  As we all know, make up can do a great deal on most girls.  But when do girls put on the loads of make up to cover up their hideousness?  When they go out looking for a mate and that is also when guys go out looking for a quick bang and maybe a short relationship.  So the guy finds a hottie and decides to go in for the deal so after swooping her up and knocking boots, the poor sucker finally sees the real her and pukes himself because he just banged a freaking beast!  O M G put that make up back on right?  Haha. 

Oh no he didn't!