Perhaps I am the worst kid ever or perhaps I just really don't care where my parents are because they're grown ups so they can take care of themselves without me having the need to pester them to find out their whereabouts. I could never figure out where my parents would be because they're always on the move from place to place and they come and go all the time. Everyone is always in a rush so there's no time to ask the simple questions. I think I should just implant a gps tracking chip in them so I can track them down without the hassle of talking to them. I'm sure tracking chips on humans are commercialized nowadays because if you can implant chips on your pets then why not humans too? Bring the hobo you found on the streets to a local vet to see who the bum belongs to!
He gots a used mommy
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