I never really take my mom seriously for most of the bs that comes from her mouth because she talks alot of nonsense. Yesterday, she was going on about this fish we were about to eat that's pretty expensive because it's a miracle diet fish that causes you to pee out fatty oils. Of course I'm blew her off with her mumbo jumbo voodoo witchcraft nonsense talk but little did I know...The dang woman was telling the dang truth! Today after I went to tinkle shortly after lunch, I noticed an orange liquid substance on the toilet paper. I was like orange juice! Yum! Just kidding! I was like what the hell so I got up and there it was, goblets and goblets of orange oil drippings! It is just weird to urinate out oil!
No picture because the upload manager is being lame!
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