I actually never liked gardening but if I did then would I be one of those freaks who talk to their plants? Probably not. I mean, as if plants can even understand you and if they could then what good can that possibly do for you? Would it grow faster if it was happy because of your happy thoughts or would it turn into a man eating plant monster that goes around terrorizing the world whenever you go emo? Plants are immobile green things that will not go any faster or any slower just because you have no friends to talk to. The end.
So dirty!
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