You know the only reason why there are female superheroes is because dudes just want to see them in skin tight tights. I mean think about it, chicks with superpowers is just plain dangerous. They are moody, experience PMS of doom, have raging jealousy issues and so forth. Girls are bad enough but if you combine them with superpowers then well they're all bound to rip apart a few guys here and there. So here's my superhero skit that I wrote for my Japanese class!
A: Help me! (Currently drowning)
B: Look over there! Is A drowing?
C: Yeah, that is A. Let's go save him.
B: Nah, I am not going to go save him.
C: Why?
B: Because I am wearing a brand new t-shirt.
C: You go shopping often don't you?
B: Yeah, I do. Let's go shopping?
C: Yeah, let's go.
A: What about me~! (Still drowning)
No funny photo today because the internet is being lame
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