We Are All Prostitutes

I really don't know what's the big deal about banning prostitution because really we are all whoring ourselves for one thing or another whether we want to admit to it or not.  Like the time when you wanted to shut up your spouse so you banged your lover's brains out so yeah you are a dirty filthy whore you little slut you.  Or the time when you wanted to watch the big game but your lady wanted to go watch a chick flick so you swooned her off her feet and made love to her until she knocked out so you can sneak out to the living to watch the game in peace.  Or the time when you wanted to be showered with gifts from your sugar daddy so you let him tap that ass so you can tap his bank account dry.  Oh yeah, you are dirty.

I'll take the ho pass plz