No Child For Me

There are plenty of reasons as to why I should never be allowed to be a mother but then again most women out there shouldn't be procreating at all but that's just another story.  I just don't have the patience to deal with children.  I can't stand trying to explain things over and over because if you don't understand things by the third explanation then well you're stupid.  Plus, they just want to know about just about everythinggggggg!  I would be like dude leave me alone child!  I would be the worst mother ever.  The end.

A big DO!