My Boss Is Fat Part 3

To end this three part trilogy, I can tell you that it will certainly be explosive and send things flying through the room.  Sure, never in my life have I seen or heard of anyone ripping their pants open while doing a normal everyday activity but apparently this dude is anything but normal right?  So as he was talking on the phone with a client, he sat down on one of the office chairs and suddenly we heard a loud pop sound.  We were both like dude he broke the chair but we looked at it and everything seemed normal...but then across the room about 10 feet away was one of the wheels from the chair.  Dude's fat ass popped the freaking wheel right off the chair!  If a heart attack doesn't kill him then his fat ass will.

Kids say the darnest things!