My Puppy Is A Cow

My little retarded puppy is basically a cow in disguised because underneath all of her soft long fur is nothing but black spots.  I'm like what the hell because she certainly doesn't it get it from her momma nor from her daddy unless...Gasps!  Could it be?  Could my little darling angel been fornicating with someone other than her boyfriend?  Shocked!  Okay, maybe not because my puppy does look like her daddy and nothing like her momma.  Stupid cow.

Eww doggy drool~