Me Good?

So my good deed of the day was while I was browsing through porn in the computer lab and the guy next to me got up and left forgetting his cell phone.  It wasn't a fancy phone so I chased his ass down and dropkicked his ass to return his phone.  Dude, wasn't even that appreciative.  He was just like thanks and left.  I should of kept his phone and sold it on ebay with a description saying yeah that's right this is your phone you damn mofo so take that for not being appreciative of my good deed asshole. 

You damn ***hole!