Hide Your Scissors

Please keep your scissors away from my mom because she has the tendency to use them against your request.  I prefer dogs to have a mustache like both of my dogs because it gives them a sense of character whereas my mom prefers dogs without a mustache because it makes them look too hairy.  Often I come home to find that my dogs are missing their mustaches and obviously I know who the mustache bandit is.  A couple of days ago, while I was bathing one of my dog, my mom snucked into the bathroom and started trimming my other dog's mustache off.  I yelled at her and called my dog to come over to me but no my mom had her kung fu grip on my poor little dog that she couldn't escape.  It was awful!  Her mustache is now trimmed and it's as if I don't even know her anymore.  My mom needs to stop terrorizing my dogs and go bother her other daughter or something.

That's what she said