I Hate Drunk Texting

So my stupid ex always had the habit of sending drunk or medicated texting, which is pretty annoying because even if you say eff off they would always apologize the next day to tell you that it was the intoxication talking and blah blah cry me a river. I would say that the Google anti drunk texting thing is a pretty nifty device except that even sober, I wouldn't know the answer to the damn equations! You would have to be like a rocket scientist to answer all the questions in the limited amount of time. Sheesh, Google. Cell phones should have a breathalizer in which you would have to breathe into it to determine your soberness and if you pass then you may text or call but if you don't then it should shock your ass for trying to text or call while drunk. Good idea don't you think?

Poor Johnny