Hichew Ruined My Life

So this is the story of how Hichu or Hichew ruined my life. The day started out a bit chillier than usual Cali weather but I was like whatevers. I drove to this one escrow company to drop off the deposit check and while waiting to receive my receipt, the receptionist asked me how was the weather outside because she has no idea being locked up in the office with no windows anywhere around her. I told her it was okay so she was jumping for joy because she was going to have a nice lunch then. As I left the building, the clouds started to gather and soon after the sky started to pour. I didn't know it was suppose to rain and who knew that it was going to rain for almost a week straight! So my friend came over to my house because we were going to go out to eat with her BFF. I thought I was retarded but she was even more so because she came running through the rain in flip flops!

There is something called a stupid question afterall

Anyways, so her BFF stood us up because he wanted to watch the Lakers play Celtics so we drove out to Nogales to eat at Nodaji. I can't believe she actually bought over priced coffee for 50 cents because the cup was no bigger than a shot glass. When we were done eating, she had the craving for junk food and Hichew so we went a few shops down to the liquor store which had some dusty Hichew. Would you trust dusty candy? No, I don't think so. We left and went to a Chinese supermarket because they have to have it, it's like a law. We ran through the store soaking wet because it started to rain hard when we started looking for it and what the hell! They didn't have any! Actually they did have a kiwi flavor one and imitation Maichu so we were like screw that and left. We went to another Chinese supermarket down the street and they had nothing at all. So she bought some junk food to snack on. Wet and cold, we decided to try at one more supermarket so we went to a Korean supermarket down the street and by that time the rain started to die down so maybe our luck was changing. Sadly, all they had was mango and kiwi Hichew and stupid Maichus! So we were like forget it already and decided to go back to the liquor store which was around the corner and bought practically the whole box of Hichews. A hour spent on going back to where we came from, great!

So that's what a wingman is for!