Half Bearded Girl And Bouncy Cheeks Girl

So I was waiting around on the 3rd floor of a building planning out my suicide tactics and all but it is amazing the variety of people that you see passing by. The first person that caught my attention was this very light skin but probably a zombie asian girl whose face was more wet than moist for some reason. Every time that she took a step towards her destination also known as the stairwell, her cheeks would bounce! She wasn't fat or chubby though but jiggle jiggle her cheeks went with every step. It could be because of the way she walked in high heels or it could be there are jumping beans in her mouth. The next person that caught my eye was this african american girl who may have been a guy or even a hermaphrodite because as she approached closer, I noticed a morning shadow on one side of her cheek! Her entire face wasn't smooth at all but one side was hairless while the other side was a bush. She may have been a dude too because her double chin was pretty masculine for even a man. That experience totally made my day. :)

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