Kmart Needs To Stop Banning People

It is true, I too am banned from shopping at Kmart. Although you won't find me shopping at their vicinity in the first place because Target totally owns Kmart hands down anyways. Who wants to shop at a loser store anyways? Not me. Walking around with a target on your shopping bag is totally rad because it symbolizes that all eyes are on you. *BOOM* Headshot! Terrorists win.

I feel you bro, Kmart sucks!