If A Baby Can Poo In Their Pants, Why Can't You?

Babies have it easy you know, they can poop, pee, barf on themselves and no one ever goes ewww! Instead, everyone goes aww that's so cuteeeeee~ Even if they were the ones that the baby blasted its nasties on. But if a grown up like yourself did the same thing, no one ever calls that cute. I just don't think it's fair. Everyone would be all disgusted and would probably never forgive you unless of course they're into that kind of freaky stuff like 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Babies, I hate you.

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