I Eat Babies

I am what you would call a speed eater because instead of sitting down and taking my time to enjoy every single bite of my meal, I chomp everything down at once and swallow it whole. Why? Because I would rather not sit there for 30 or so chewing my life away. It's mundane and tedious. I would rather finish the task and go running around the house naked or something. Although there have been studies that claims that speed eating makes you fatter but that's what exercise and dieting is for. I remember listening on the radio how parents were upset that their kids didn't have enough time to eat their lunch at school but seriously they have more than enough time. They just spend the majority of their time hanging out with their friends and talking rather than eating. The long lines disappears after 15 minutes so they would have 15 minutes or maybe even more to finish their lunches. Forget about chewing, just swallow that piece of meat like you would with your boyfriend you damn skanky ho. It just peeves me how my little brother takes forever to eat. He literally takes one bite every 5 minutes because he wants to savor his food. It makes me just want to shove his food down his throat or better yet I could always just smooch off his food.

Babies, my favorite! Nom nom nom

Muhaha! Fear teh fork of DOOM!