Do Not Feed the Psycho Bish!

So on my way home, I was listening to KIIS FM like usual and heard the most psycho Ryan's Roses ever! If you don't know what that segment is then let me elaborate for you. Ryan Seacrest is the morning talk show host in the morning on KIIS FM and one of the segments that he does is a segment called Ryan's Roses in which he helps people find out if the person that they are with is cheating on them or is faithful. On the air and live by the way, Patty from the studios calls the unsuspecting person and offers them free roses in which they can send to anybody they want and asks what do they want to put on the card while everyone else is waiting quietly on the other lines and then...WHAM! Ambush! Ryan pops out of nowhere and confronts the person if they're sending the flowers to someone else or congratulates the happy couple on being faithful.

Women always did wanted to be equal and it starts with carrying beer

Out of all of the Ryan's Roses that I have heard, I have only heard once where the guy was actually faithful and one where the guy knew about the show so he didn't fall for it and now today I have witnessed a psycho chick. Apparently the girl has been seeing this guy from work for about 2 years nonexclusively because they both work at one of the banks downtown in LA so it would make sense that they can't be official. However, the only times that they would go out is on a work day like for lunch or after work or banging under everyone's cubicle desk and he never took her back to his place. It sounds pretty fishy to me and she sounds pretty dumb for falling for his tricks. But I'm sooooo in love! Oh please, go kill yourself. Anyways, so they make the call and the guy wanted to send the flowers to his fiance and that's where it started to go all crazy. He sounds pretty immature by the way, so they started to go on and on with their screaming war but of course he's saying the same things over and over because he knows he got caught so he kept calling her just some psycho chick from work. Although it is pretty much his fault for cheating on his fiance for who knows how long considering he's been banging this crazy girl for 2 years and not being clear that he wanted to break up with her because saying that you need some space doesn't really constitute as breaking up and still banging her doesn't help either. So now she's goes on saying that she's 2 months pregnant with his baby because she stopped using birth control 2 months ago although he says it's the security guards baby because she did banged him too but she blew that off saying that she banged him so many more times. She then goes on about how she's going to straight to HR and tell them how he abused her and took advantaged of her and forced himself on her and how she's going to Google his fiance and track her down to tell her about them. She's going to ruin his life and will do anything to have him and will have him but in a way he does deserve it for cheating and she deserves a restraining order against herself from him. Psychooooooooo!

Reminds me of that one movie...