Christmas All Year Long

Christmas is my favorite time of the year and it's not all about receiving gifts and what not because no one ever gives me anything anyways because I'm not loved. *Sniffles* I love Christmas because it just gets you in the mood to give, give , give! Especially with all the knocked down prices everywhere and you know me, I just love a bargain! Every year, right after Thanksgiving we would always put the Christmas tree up and there would already be presents underneath it but this year we put the tree up even before Thanksgiving. I just love acting like Santa except I don't have the big belly and red and white suit and a beard, or maybe I do. Last year, my good deed of the season made at least 2 people happy. I donated my hair to Locks of Love so I no longer look like Cousin It and I gave the hair stylist a hefty tip. Well, they better be happy otherwise I just might have to snatch everything back and say "It's MINE!"

The fat man is here to stay dawg