Rev Up Your Dating Tactics!

As we all know, there are many dating tactics out there that may work on some and may not work on others depending on the type of person you are trying to woo. You only have one chance for a first impression so you better pick the right arsenal to use. There are two ways to go about landing a mate, you can either play hard ball or you can be drawers dropping easy.

Doubles as a calling card and toilet paper!

1. People tend to respond to insults not only does it grab their attention but also make them want a piece of you whether it's a part of your human anatomy or ripping off your head straight off from your body.

"Excuse me sir, do you have a light? Oh my bad, I thought you were a man because you have such manly hands." Score!

2. Want to try humor and crack a joke? Then be original and show off your cunning wit.

"I thought this was a bar but it's starting to smell like a fish bar, I guess someone didn't remember to wash their vajayjay." She's going to be laughing all the way back to your place.

3. Dress to impress with an appearance that will make everyone lock their eyes on you and never look away.

"Yeah, that's right I'm a totally baller. I gots spinners on my ass because my ass is hot yo! Bling bling baby! Oh I'm sorry are my neon lights too bright for you?" It works well for advertisement so why not?

4. Don't settle for one, hit on the inner circle and work jealousy in your favor.

"All of your friends want me here and now so what time slot should I leave open for your turn?" No one wants to be left out right?